In a continuing series of celebrity and political interviews that puts TMZ to shame; the Italian Cellar has obtained an exclusive interview with joker, smoker, and midnight swimmer Michael Phelps.
The Italian Cellar: Michael, thanks for taking time out of your "busy" schedule to chat with us.
Michael Phelps: Dude…..no problem.
TIC: A lot has been written about your extreme training and eating regiment during the Olympics. We also heard Italian wine played a big role.
MP: Dude….training gives me the most intense munchies…..and after snarfing some Doritos and pudding, nothing quenches the thirst like a bottle of Puglian-Wowie, a delicious blend of Primitivo and Cannabis.
TIC: We’ve heard you’re being considered for a role in "Dude, Where’s my Car II".
MP: Very possible dude, very possible.
TIC: A couple of quick questions; ready? Favorite actor?
MP: Humphrey Bogart.
TIC: Favorite candy?
MP: Mary Jane’s.
TIC: Any comment on your Saturday Night Live performance?
MP: As I said in my recent statement, I apologize for my bad judgment.
TIC: Michael, thanks for your time.