xx EXCLUSIVE xx The Italian Cellar has obtained a transcript of a secret F.B.I. recording of a recent dinner meeting between despotic Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich and Senate Candidate Number 6 that not only reveals the Governor's psychosis, but his love for Italian wine.
Governor Blagojevich: "Hey (Senate Candidate Number Six) this mother-(Expletive Deleted) Barolo is (Expletive Deleted) golden!"
Senate Candidate Number 6: "Just think; when I'm in Washington, you'll be swimming in the stuff!"
Governor Blagojevich: "(Expletive Deleted)! Its (Expletive Deleted) tannic, acidic bite is excellent with roasted meats and hearty winter pasta. Hey! We're out of (Expletive Deleted) breadsticks! Where the (Expletive Deleted) is our (Expletive Deleted) waiter! Mother-(Expletive Deleted)!"
Governor Blagojevich: "Hey (Senate Candidate Number Six) this mother-(Expletive Deleted) Barolo is (Expletive Deleted) golden!"
Senate Candidate Number 6: "Just think; when I'm in Washington, you'll be swimming in the stuff!"
Governor Blagojevich: "(Expletive Deleted)! Its (Expletive Deleted) tannic, acidic bite is excellent with roasted meats and hearty winter pasta. Hey! We're out of (Expletive Deleted) breadsticks! Where the (Expletive Deleted) is our (Expletive Deleted) waiter! Mother-(Expletive Deleted)!"
Senate Candidate #6: "Governor, we really need to get down to business."
Gov. B: "(Expletive Deleted)! Business can (Expletive Deleted) wait! I want my (Expletive Deleted) breadsticks!
Senate Candidate #6: "Governor! Get a hold of yourself!"
Governor Blagojevich: "(Expletive Deleted)! What the (Expletive Deleted)?!? Is this a (Expletive Deleted) microphone?!? Where the (Expletive Deleted) are (Expletive Deleted) breadsticks?!?"
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